Just
after we arrived here I got a message from my doctor in California, confirming what he had suspected - I have celiac disease. This only affects one percent of the population. So the way I figure it, I'm in the 99th percentile!
This
means I can’t eat any more gluten. No
croissants, no baguettes, no pain au
chocolat. And, oh yes, I’m lactose-intolerate. So now I
am in the country with the world’s best cheese and the world’s best bread and
can’t have a bite of either.
I
must have been a very bad man in a prior life.
But
thank goodness for French wine.
So now
Val and I are on a new adventure – how to go gluten-free in France. I am learning exciting new words! All the things I can't eat, like blé (wheat), seigle (rye) and orge (barley). You never
know where you will find opportunities to expand your vocabulary.
After we got the news we headed straight to the bio store. This is an
organic food store, but not the old hippies-in-Birkenstocks variety. No, it’s more like a Whole Foods a la français, with a
wide variety of organic snails.
We found the gluten-free section and stocked up on new things
to try. The breads and the crackers
turned out to be surprisingly good, though the breakfast cereal tasted like sciure (sawdust). Well, two out of three ain’t bad.
The
tricky part now is tracking down all the gluten that is hiding places you
wouldn’t expect it. Like soy sauce. And hay fever pills. And…chocolate?!
Yes,
flour is used as filler in chocolate to cut costs. Who knew?
So now we are on the hunt for gluten-free chocolate. Happily, the purest chocolate only comes from
the very best chocolate makers, so that's what I have to eat.
This
could turn out well after all.